Mortis vs Frank

11/04/2025




πŸ’€ MORTIS vs. FRANK πŸ’₯: The Ultimate SILLY Showdown

πŸŒ™ Mortis' Gameplan:

  1. "Dash, Dash, Panic!"

    • "I didn't sign up to fight a walking tree trunk!" 🌳

    • Strategy: Spam attacks, hope Frank forgets he has a Super.

  2. "Super? More like Su-perish!"

    • "If I steal his health, maybe he'll stop swinging… NOPE." πŸ§›β™‚οΈπŸ’¨

  3. When Frank Stuns Him:

    • "Ah yes, the classic coffin dance emote mid-stun." πŸ’ƒβš°οΈ

πŸͺ“ Frank's Big Bonk and Smash Energy:

  1. "SLOW BUT ANGRY"

    • "I may move at the speed of dial-up internet, but my hammer? Lightspeed." ⚑

  2. "Stun Gadget = Free Win"

    • "Oh? Mortis is dodging? Activates stun BONK." πŸ”¨πŸ˜΅

  3. "When Mortis Tries to Run:"

    • "Me: Waddles menacingly Him: Dies to a cactus" πŸŒ΅πŸ’€

Who Wins? πŸ€”

  • If Mortis has Coiled Snake: "Maybe… possibly… oh no, he's dead." 🐍⚰️

  • If Frank lands one stun: "GG. Rest in spaghetti, never forgetti." 🍝

Meme Verdict:

  • Mortis: "I'm not a Frank counter… I'm a snack." πŸ§›β™‚οΈπŸ–

  • Frank: "I don't even need aim. Bonk = Victory." πŸ†

Bonus:

  • Mortis Mains After Losing: "Frank is OP!!" (Refuses to switch brawlers) 😀

  • Frank Mains: "Haha hammer go BRRRRR." πŸ”¨πŸ’₯

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