Mortis vs Frank
π MORTIS vs. FRANK π₯: The Ultimate SILLY Showdown
π Mortis' Gameplan:
"Dash, Dash, Panic!"
"I didn't sign up to fight a walking tree trunk!" π³
Strategy: Spam attacks, hope Frank forgets he has a Super.
"Super? More like Su-perish!"
"If I steal his health, maybe he'll stop swingingβ¦ NOPE." π§βοΈπ¨
When Frank Stuns Him:
"Ah yes, the classic coffin dance emote mid-stun." πβ°οΈ
πͺ Frank's Big Bonk and Smash Energy:
"SLOW BUT ANGRY"
"I may move at the speed of dial-up internet, but my hammer? Lightspeed." β‘
"Stun Gadget = Free Win"
"Oh? Mortis is dodging? Activates stun BONK." π¨π΅
"When Mortis Tries to Run:"
"Me: Waddles menacingly Him: Dies to a cactus" π΅π
Who Wins? π€
If Mortis has Coiled Snake: "Maybeβ¦ possiblyβ¦ oh no, he's dead." πβ°οΈ
If Frank lands one stun: "GG. Rest in spaghetti, never forgetti." π
Meme Verdict:
Mortis: "I'm not a Frank counterβ¦ I'm a snack." π§βοΈπ
Frank: "I don't even need aim. Bonk = Victory." π
Bonus:
Mortis Mains After Losing: "Frank is OP!!" (Refuses to switch brawlers) π€
Frank Mains: "Haha hammer go BRRRRR." π¨π₯
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