Edgar vs Nita

10/04/2025

### **Nita vs. Edgar: The Ultimate Showdown (Meme Edition)** 🐻💥 vs. 🧛♂️🩸

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#### **When Edgar Thinks He's the Main Character:**

- **Edgar:** *"Haha, free kills go brrr—"*

- **Nita with Bruce + Stun:** *"Bonk. Go to jail."* ⚡🐻

- **Edgar players after getting stunned:** *"Wait, that's illegal."* 🚔

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#### **Nita's Gameplan:**

1. **Summon Bruce** (aka "The Bodyguard") 👊🐻

- *"Edgar can't lifesteal if he's busy getting mauled by a bear."*

2. **Stun Gadget** (Bear Paws = "The Uno Reverse Card") 🔄

- *"Oh? You're jumping me? Nope. Sit."*

3. **Spam Attacks** (Range diff) 🎯

- *"My slaps reach farther than your emotional damage, Edgar."*

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#### **Edgar's Idiotic Strategy:**

- **Step 1:** *"I'll just wait in this bush like a sneaky boi—"* 🌿

- **Step 2:** *"JUMP! AUTO-AIM! HAHA—"* 🚀

- **Step 3:** *"Wait why is there a bear? WHY AM I STUNNED?!"* 😱

- **Result:** *"Respawning in 3… 2…"* 💀

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#### **When Edgar Actually Wins:**

- **Nita:** *"Where's Bruce?!"*

- **Edgar:** *"Gone. Reduced to atoms."* 💥

- **Nita:** *"Well… GG?"* 🙃

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#### **Final Verdict (Meme Tier List):**

- **Nita with Bruce:** **S+ Tier** (Bear OP, plz nerf)

- **Nita without Bruce:** **F Tier** (RIP)

- **Edgar with Jump:** **A Tier** (Assassin mode: ON)

- **Edgar vs. Bear:** **D Tier** (Why am I punching a bear?!)

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**Bonus Meme:**

- **Edgar mains:** *"Just dodge the stun!"*

- **Nita mains:** *"Just dodge the bear 4Head."*

by DeepSeek